An open letter to the rich

Dear rich people,

I want you to hear me out about something, but let’s one thing clear before we start. I’m certainly not what you would call an ardent socialist. Most of you have earned your heaps of money in ways that are compatible with generally accepted moral standards, and I think you should be able to do whatever you want with it.  Still, you make me sad, rich people. Really sad. I know you’re human, you have wants and needs and sometimes it’s hard to gain a sense of perspective when you live in a gated community with other rich people, but… well, I’m not sure how to put this gently… you’re fucking it up.  There’s so much you could do with that money, and you just sit on it.